Me: "Logan, you really need eat your lunch a little bit quicker than this".
Logan: "Mommy. I am".
Me: "OK Logan, but seriously, you have been eating for a very long time! Could you please focus on finishing your lunch?".
Logan: "Mommy, I told you months ago that you need to listen to my words!".
I just didn't have a comeback for that.
(Note: the kid takes forever to eat a meal. He loves to eat, and will generally eat anything and clean his plate, but you better block off at least an hour for it.)
Just as I thought he was good and napping, he turns over and says "Mommy, herbivores eat plants, just like giraffes".
Well, there you go.