Why THIS is my favorite age.

Because this kid says the funniest stuff.

We were just in the middle of eating dinner and he screamed "PEACOCK!" we stopped and looked at him and he goes "Sometimes I just feel like saying Peacock" and kept on eating.

Then when I was doing the dishes I hear him yell "Hey food! Get on my fork!".

Oh, and the kid is going to hate me someday for putting this on the internet, but I also don't think I will be able to hold myself back from telling this to a future girlfriend...

After dinner he told me "Mom, I think I probably need to go to the bathroom because I think I probably need to pee". Ok big man, let's do it. He was sitting on the toilet, just finished peeing and says "Wow, I have a big penis! Sometimes I have a big penis".

Welcome to a life of boys, Lindsay. Get used to it.