Last night we tortured you by forcing you to wear a Firefighter costume. You were not happy. Then we put you in the wagon and made you carry a basket shaped like a pumpkin. The horror. Finally we made you walk up to a door of a friendly neighbor, stand there and say nothing, while the neighbor puts candy into your basket. How could we? You retaliated by crying, removing said candy, and putting it back in the bowl. What, you don't like M&M's?
Love, Mom and Dad