In need of some adult interaction

What do text messages look like when your husband is out of town, and you spend 24 hours a day with toddlers and babies, and very minimal adult interaction?

This.

8:00 am - Cade's not here yet.

8:06 am - Nevermind.

8:07 am - I got new bathroom soap. Foam kind again. Logan said "Mommy that red soap just wasn't working for me."

3:02 pm - Kiwi birds are so weird.

4:15 pm - Logan said "Eliza there's the perfect soap in the bathroom for you to use". Bwahahahaha!

4:20 pm - He really hated that other soap.

5:00 pm -Hello?

FINALLY a reply from my husband...

5:17 pm - Hello I'll call you shortly

5:22 pm -Okey Donkey (auto correct...)